Friday, August 30, 2013

The Joy of Sox (Jest for Laughs)

 


 1. CAN THE HUMAN RACE SURVIVE WITHOUT SOX?
This is a question that cannot be answered! Mankind has never TRIED to go without sox. From the beginning of time, men and women have been wrapped up in sox!


2. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU NEED SOX?
Check your drawers! If it looks like you really need sox, go to it! Some people don't even bother checking their drawers. They go after sox anytime the urge strikes. Remember, sox is natural! There is nothing wrong with impulsive soxual fulfillment!


3. BEFORE YOU SHARE SOX WITH SOMEONE, DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN LOVE?
No! But you should at least be good friends or like the person. Sharing sox is a very close, intimate experience and should not be taken lightly.


4. WHO NEEDS SOX MORE ... MEN OR WOMEN?
For many years it was thought that men need sox more than women. This is a fallacy (or is it phallusy?)! Women need and enjoy sox every bit as much as men! Although men often prefer coarse sox, many ladies of good background go after sheer sox thrills!

 

5. HOW OFTEN DO YOU NEED SOX?
Most people enjoy sox once a day. Some like sox twice a day ... but everyone agrees that sox just once a week stinks!


6. HOW CAN YOU MAKE SOX LAST LONGER?
Be very gentle. Never wring, twist, use hot water or pinch with a clothespin.



7. WHAT ABOUT SAFE SOX?
Always practice safe sox to avoid soxually transmitted diseases!


 

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